Bruce Willis, 53, has been spotted with a new lass under his arm, Emma Heming.  The two have been allegedly dating for about six months.  Emma, a model/actor, has uncanny similarities in appearance to his ex-wife, Demi Moore, except her age.  Emma is 29 years old, while Demi will turn 46 this year.  Emma’s fame mainly derives from her role as a Victoria’s Secret fashion model.  She has also dabbled with film in the 2006 release, “Entourage.”  Demi is currently married to Ashton Kutcher, a man who is nearly 16 years younger.  It seems the two aging stars, demi and Bruce, are competing with each other in terms of the age of their counterparts.  If this is the case, Bruce has an edge by a single year.  But, is this something deeper than what is revealed upon the surface?  Chinese Astrology investigates.

Bruce Willis was born on March 15, 1955.  The Chinese Zodiac elemental animal that represents Bruce is the Wood Sheep.  Gentle and artistic, the Sheep is a feminine sign.  Don’t be misled, the Sheep can hold its own.  Demi Kutcher was born on November 11, 1962.  The Chinese Zodiac elemental animal that represents her primary personality traits is the Water Tiger.  Passionate and dynamic, the Tiger is a stick of dynamite waiting to explode.

Beijing, China-The Chinese Zodiac elemental animal sign representing the year of 2008 is the Earth Rat. The combination of the Earth and the Rat is extremely positive when it comes to achieving results. The Chinese Zodiac animal, the Rat tends to take many risks, while the Chinese Zodiac element, Earth is associated with practicality and stability. How do the summer Olympics tie into Chinese Astrology? China has been a country plagued with controversial actions this year.

The dollar has been sliding for months, like oil own the side of a barrel. Yet, gravity is not the force behind this spiraling trend. The seesaw between oil prices rising and the American dollar plummeting is due to many factors. One, in particular, is the Federal Reserve’s rate cuts. In an attempt to stimulate the ailing U.S. economy, the central bank has cut rates by three percentage points since September. But the rates are also inflationary, weakening the dollar and sending oil prices higher (AP). “The weak dollar is a major detriment to the price of oil. It’s keeping prices artificially high.”-Stephen Schork, publisher of the energy industry newsletter, The Schork Report.

Orlando, FL-Wesley Snipes has found himself wrapped in a bit of a conundrum lately.  He has withstood his ground in a federal court in Florida, beating the rap on five of eight charges relating to tax evasion, though he was convicted of three (more specifically, will failure to file a return).  The maximum penalty allowed for these charges is three years in prison and a fine of at least five million dollars.  The action man who starred in the “Blade” trilogy has made few fans with the federal prosecutors, as they filed a 37-page memorandum to U.S.

Chloe Marshall, 16, has blasted the barrier between average to plus size women, and “zero” sized woman who normally take the crowns. What makes Chloe inherently unique according to Chinese Astrology? Weighing in at nearly 175 pounds with a waist size of 32 (inches), and a bust size of 38DD, Chloe proudly displays her “luscious” figure as a girl who strives to make a difference. She recently stole the crown at a local competition in Surrey, England, paving her way to history, becoming the first size 16 model as a finalist in the Miss England competition.

Dubai, United Arab Emirates Dubai City, or the modern emirate of was created consequent with the formation of the United Arab Emirates in 1971. However, written accounts documenting the existence of the city have existed at least 150 years prior to the formation of the UAE (Wikipedia).True, the city has been documented to exist for over 185 years, though never before quite like what is occurring there today. Once a barren desert, this Arab city lays claim to the world’s largest indoor ski slope, the most expensive hotel, and soon the world’s tallest building. There is something else on the drawing board, something as unique as a ski slope in a country of scorching temperatures and sand as far as the eye can see in three of four compass headings.

Montegi, Japan (AP)-Danica Patrick became the first female winner in IndyCar history Sunday, taking the Japan 300 after the top contenders were forced to pit for fuel in the final laps.

“It’s a long time coming. “Finally,” she said. “It was a fuel strategy race, but my team called it perfectly for me. I knew I was on the same strategy as Helio, and when I passed him for the lead, I couldn’t believe it. This is fabulous.”

Believe it, Danica. Her career began when she was only ten years old, racing go-karts in Wisconsin. She has been racing IndyCars since 2005, walking away with the prestigious Rookie of the Year Award, as well as IndyCar Most Popular Driver Award in the very same year. Chinese Astrology looks ahead to see what is in store this year for the “queen” of IndyCar racing, Danica Patrick.

Danica Patrick was born on March 25, 1982.

Mischa Barton, London-born actor, found herself in the news for all the wrong reasons; drunken driving, a dismissed marijuana charge, and a reduced “driving without a license” charge. Barton, 22, was MIA in Beverly Hills for her court proceedings. Her attorney entered a “no contest” plea on her behalf. The charges stemmed from an incident that took place on the night of December 22, 2007. Apparently, she had been weaving between two lanes of traffic and failing to signal a turn while driving in West Hollywood. Barton, recently known for her role in the American television series “The O.C.,” received probation, an order to complete a three-month long alcohol program, and a $2,000 fine.

Jay-Z and Beyonce were reportedly married Friday night in a trendy spot of New York, the Tribeca neighborhood, located 2 blocks west of Broadway. Jay-Z, or Shawn Corey Carter, was born on December 4, 1969. The American hip-hop singer has been nominated for 25 Grammies and has won 7 of them. Kingdom Come, a feature album of his sold 680,000 copies in its first week. Beyonce, or Beyonce Giselle Knowles, was born on September 4, 1981. Beyonce’s stardom is attributed to the R&B girl group, Destiny’s Child, where she was the lead singer. She has also graced her presence in film, playing roles in The Pink Panther, and Austin Powers in Goldmember, among others.

Chinese Astrology is based on the year, month, and day of birth.

London, England-Naomi Campbell has lived the life of a “glam girl.” Her path to fame began at the tender, young age of fifteen. Since then, she has appeared on the cover of Vogue, Elle, and “mug shots!” Her career as a “mug shot” model soared when she pled guilty in a Toronto court to a 1998 assault on her assistant at the time, Georgia Galanis (weapon of choice: Telephone). Blossoming into lucrative media influence (with two other incidents between), she assaulted her housekeeper in 2006 with her favorite weapon of choice: Telephone. The list continues up to April 3, 2008, where she was arrested at London’s Heathrow Airport for allegedly spitting on a police officer.

The new president of Argentina, Cristina Fernandez, needs to hear some words of encouragement. She and her country’s farmers have not been seeing matters eye to eye, lately. Though a thirty-day truce has put a band-aid on the dispute, Argentina’s politics have become severely confrontational. Merely over a hundred days into office, demonstrations and counter-demonstrations have run riot, reminiscent of the country’s dark and economically chaotic past. To put it mildly, the honeymoon is over. Chinese Astrology puts her future to the test. Will it be favorable?

Chinese Astrology is based on the year, month, and date of birth.

About 15,000 workers at the Chin Luh factory went on strike Monday for demands of higher pay, in efforts to keep up with the 9.2% inflation. The average pay for the workers is about 1,000,000 dong ($60 US) per month. The strike demands about a 15% pay raise, or 200,000 dong ($12.40). The plant, located in the southern Long An province, is one of ten factories that produce shoes for the US shoe company. Nike spokesperson, Chris Helzer said, “We recognize the impact the rising inflation has had on the people of Viet Nam, and hope the situation will be resolved quickly.”

In Chinese Astrology, a Chinese Zodiac animal represents each year.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the perfect Hollywood couple: Glamorous, attractive, and stylish. So, why haven’t they married. Both have seen some action on the battlefield of marriage: Jolie, 32, has been married twice (Johnny Lee Miller and Bill Bob Thornton, both actors). Pitt, 44, was married one time previously (Jennifer Aniston, actor). The rumor mill created a story the two had married over the weekend in New Orleans, Louisiana. The breaking story was retracted Monday afternoon by Star, a popular gossip magazine. Are these two compatible? Or, is their relationship doomed? Chinese Astrology intends to analyze, and perhaps offer some insight to the couple’s hopes of prosperity.

Chinese Astrological compatibility is based on the year, month, and day of birth.

The fifth anniversary of the U.S. led invasion of Iraq by a multi-national coalition comprised mainly of U.S., and U.K., troops (supported by lesser forces from Australia, Denmark, and Poland) passed silently without much hope of an end in sight. Allegations that Iraq was in possession, and actively involved in the development and production of weapons of mass destruction were the reasons for the coup of the Middle Eastern oil pipeline. According to The Washington post, "A team of American and Iraqi epidemiologists estimates that 655, 000 people have died in Iraq since coalition forces arrived in March 2003 than would have died if the invasion had not occurred."

Iraq is a country in need of good news.

Beijing-The second largest city in China hosts the 2008 summer Olympic Games.  Beijing literally means “northern capital”, in accordance with other cities named by the direction where they are located.  The Beijing Olympic Stadium under construction, also known as the “Bird’s Nest,” is a feat of engineering developed by Heurzog and DeMeuron, two well-known Swiss architects.  The structural elements support one another and converge into a grid-like formation; hence the name, the “The Bird’s Nest.”  Seating capacity will be 79,574, yet for the Olympic Games, it will be in excess of 100,000.

Feng shui (pronounced, fung shway); literally, means “wind water.”  Remarkably similar to Chinese Astrology, feng shui is part of an ancient Chinese philosophy of nature.  Like Chinese Astrology, Feng shui relates to the five elements of nature (Wood-Fire-Earth-Metal-Water), and how living with rather than against nature benefits both humans and the environment.

“Britney Spears’ guest appearance on the US television sitcom ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Monday night (March 24) brought the programme its highest ratings since it debuted in 2005.” (NME News)  Britney Spears has a way of constantly making news, whether it is her career or her personal life.

One particular facet of her life has gone awry-her love life.  Was she truly meant to be with Kevin Federline?  Chinese Astrology will answer this question through a reading.  The science of Chinese Astrology elaborates upon the many astrological factors that underlie any relationship.  A Chinese Astrological reading consists of four main sections:  Sign and cross-sign compatibility, sign details, element mix, and a conclusion.

In Chinese Astrology, the date of birth is the key in determining which Chinese Zodiac elemental animals represent each individual.  The primary sign (the year) for Britney is the Wood Tiger.  Passionate and dynamic, the Tiger is a stick of dynamite waiting to explode.  Kevin’s primary sign is the Earth Horse.  Independent and sporty, the Horse is a male sign.  This is an outstanding match.  Both of the signs are from the Tiger-Horse-Dog compatibility group.

There are three candidates remaining in the heated presidential race:  Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John McCain.  The Chinese Zodiac may not predict a winner, yet through personality analysis (determined by name, birth date, and place of birth), voters are given insight to the true character of the three presidential hopefuls remaining.  The analysis focuses on the year sign, which is the primary sign in Chinese Astrology (personality basis).  

Senator Obama (IL-Dem.) was born on August 4, 1961, the year of the Metal Ox.  The Ox symbolizes steadiness, composure, and tenacity.  Being a Yin (head sign, as opposed to heart in Chinese Astrology) person, an indirect, or non-aggressive approach is usually taken towards matters in life.  As a head sign person, most decisions will probably be based on logic, rather than emotion.  Combining metal with the Ox yields one determined person, and one of the strongest signs.

Senator Clinton (NY-Dem.) was born on October 26, 1947, the year of the Fire Pig.  The pig symbolizes purity of heart, honesty, and generosity.  Although the pig is a member of a gentle group (Rabbit-Sheep-Pig), they do have an inner strength beneath that congenial texture.  The Fire Pig tends to charge into situations wearing their heart on their sleeve.  Being a Yang sign person, she is most effective using a direct, if not aggressive, approach to life.

Senator McCain (AZ-Rep.) was born in 1936, the year of the Fire Rat.  Being a heart sign (Yang), he is most effective by using a direct approach.  The Rat symbolizes activity, alertness, and resourcefulness.  Combined with Fire, this Rat is the most active and aggressive of the breed.