Have you ever wondered what would happen if you fully gave into the dark side of your Chinese zodiac animal signs? That instead of suppressing your evil thoughts and urges, you whole-heartedly embraced all the negative traits of your renegade Chinese zodiac animal sign. Here is our take on the evil Chinese zodiac signs.

The Dirty Rat of Chinese Astrology

The Dirty Rat is a shameless manipulator. It will make you do all the laborious task not suited for the Dirty Rat, and you will gladly and voluntarily do the Dirty Rat's bidding. Going on a date with the Dirty Rat will automatically mean you pay. Even if it is a guy Rat, for some unknown reason his credit card is decline, and you graciously step in to rescue him.

The Stubborn Ox of Chinese Astrology

The Stubborn Ox is a slow lumbering resolute juggernaut. Their ultimate end is world domination because in their view, the own relevant viewpoint is their own. If they ever change their mind's it will be slowly and of their own volition, not because of your endlessly poking with the logic stick.

The "I Can Do Anything" Tiger of Chinese Astrology

The "I Can Do Anything" Tiger spends most of his day ignoring good advice because of course the Tiger already has all the answers. In addition, the Tiger is the hero. However, while attempting a rescue the most important thing is for the Tiger to look stylish and be able to show off his prowess. Sometimes the victim dies as a result of the Tiger's quest for style points, however, the Tiger believes that the deceased victim should be honored and grateful for the Tiger even gracing them with its presence.

The Bunny Rabbit of Chinese Astrology

The Bunny Rabbit is actually a very cute and fluffy Rat. They pretend to be homely and peace loving, when all they want is everything that you have. Although the Rat manipulates its prey with words, the evil Rabbit uses a fleeting glance, a gentle brush of your arms or unspoken promises offered by a few bats of its long eye lashes.

The Attention Craving Dragon of Chinese Astrology

The Attention Craving Dragon needs to be constantly worshipped and praised. Nothing for the dragon is worth doing unless it involves a press conference, photo opportunity and an after-party. The Dragon is also a manic-depressive personality to the extreme, as its happiness should make the world smile and its sadness should make the world weep uncontrollably.

The Snake in the Grass of Chinese Astrology

The Snake in the Grass cannot be bothered with the other Chinese zodiac animal signs, unless it sees something it wants. Then it will pounce from its perfectly camouflaged position in the grass and squeeze what it wants out of you with its powerful coiling muscles. Or in cases of animals like the Pig which are highly susceptible to the snakes hypnotic charms, simply stare them into submission. Once the Snake has what it wants, it will shed its victim as easily as it sheds its own skin.

The evil traits of the  last six Chinese Zodiac animals will be published shortly.