OK Snake. You told me all about yourself. You clued me in on the Water thing. But what about me? How am I going to do this year?

Fair question. There are a lot of you, you know. Tell you what. I’ll give you a quick look at how each sign is likely to do. Right now. Here’s my forecast:

Rat 66%
A lot more good than bad. You’re likely heading for a good year, so play big. Just one thing. If you’re a typical Rat who likes to cut corners and play situations to your advantage, watch your step. Make sure your moves don’t result in doing someone wrong; the Snake believes in revenge!

Ox 71%
Could be a great year for you. The biggest mistake you can probably make is to sit on your hands. Get in the game. Take chances. Make that big change in your life. Be open to all possibilities. I promise. I’ll be sending a lot your way. After all, you’re one of my best friends. 

Tiger 33%
I know yours is a power sign, but I’m also special, along with my magical, Dragon partner. You may have flown high with him last year, but that’s not my style. If you want to have a good year, you’ll have to do it my way. No being pushy. No headlong plunges into the unknown. I might even help you if you’re willing to be more of a team player, think before acting, and be sensitive to others.

Rabbit 66%
Love those cute little bunnies. I’m sending a nice year your way. You’re probably not aggressive, but I know all about the manipulative games Rabbits sometimes play. Not in my house. You’ll get caught this year. Play it straight, keep your eyes open for opportunity, and you’ll enjoy my year. 

Dragon 67%
Brother, the Yang to my Yin. I’m sending a good year your way. Play big – like I need to tell you! Take some chances. Yours are often so wild you don’t have a prayer of success. But this year I’m going to send at least one big one your way. I’m rooting for you all the way.

Snake 54%
OK! You’re one of mine. I’m sorry to have to say this, but we only do a little better than so-so in our own year. Fortunately we’re good at sensing vibes, understanding situations and making plans. It’s going to take some work, but if you draw on our strengths, you’ll be fine.

Horse 44%
You Horse people charge off at a gallop, often without thinking, while I reason first and slither methodically towards my goals. No wonder you’re looking at a less than average year. Can you be more like me? If so, you could do ok. Either way, I’m not promising you a rose garden this year.

Sheep 70%
My friend. I’m going to send some nice things your way. One caution. I know you like the indirect approach. Just make sure it’s not taken as double dealing. Be straight with people, as direct as you can. And be open and alert, I’m going to do everything I can to spice up your love life and help you make some money

Monkey 48%
You clever trickster. Not in my house! On the other hand, I do like your style and the fun you bring. If you don’t try to take advantage of people, I might have some goodies for you. You’re right on the line. Up to you if you want to have a good year or not. I’ll make sure you get what you deserve. ;)

Rooster 69%
My very good friend. How can I reward you? Money. Love. Good health. A vacation of a lifetime. I’m not going to promise you the moon, but I will send lots of goodies your way. So don’t be afraid to get in the game. Take a chance. This could be the year you realize

Dog 69%
Surprise surprise. I may not be like your buddies Tiger and Horse, but know I’m on your side. You’re probably a straight shooter, and I like that. Be a little more sensitive to the feelings of others, and you’ll have luck with your relationships. I see you making some money this year too. Good luck.

Pig 38%
You know, I really don’t hate you. We’re just so different. You’re style drives me crazy sometimes. If there ever was a time to hold your tongue, this is it. Mine is a year of reckoning. Make a mistake in my house, and you’ll pay. So don’t take chances. And hold off the big stuff for a year – or two. Our friend the Sheep will take care of you. I’m trying to help; please heed my wisdom.