Is there life after Brad? Can there be happiness after being legally called Mrs. Brad Pitt? If you live on this planet, you must’ve been wondering about these questions yourself! Well, we can safely assume the answer’s yes. At least if your name’s Jennifer Aniston. The ever so glimmering Friends star is definitely enjoying some leisure time with her new fiancé Justin Theroux. Cabo San Lucas ain’t a too shabby place to lay out plans for a future wedding, right? But questions still linger- will it last? Will she be happy?

Jennifer is an Earth Monkey. Polyhedral personality. Undeniably a brilliant and indefatigable designer. A sorceress casting spells on whomever she meets. She knows how to work her magic. And how to put it to good use. Especially for her own pleasure. Doesn’t mean she’s egoistical, just a bit egotistical. Like a real Diva should be. Like a Monkey has to be. Truth, the Earth element softens her character, making her a perceptive listener with altruistic leaps. But we’re talking about her personal relationships here.

Justin on the other end, and I really mean quite at the opposite end, is a Metal Pig. A pure at heart, always ready to give it all. Someone who recognize elegance and richness, but doesn’t mind to share with others. For their own good. His naïveté can often been taken advantage of. He can be even too generous sometimes. The Metal element provides even more strength to his integrity and honesty.

So, is this relationship doomed? Not exactly. But unfortunately it’s neither an idyllic one. The Pig is too straightforward for the complicated Monkey. The Pig’s flavor is a little too bland for the rather sophisticated Monkey’s palate. And the Monkey’s intricate ruminations might prove to be too much to handle for his practical mind. When physical passion’ll subside, married or not, they’ll have to choose: focusing on each other qualities to compensate for their own faults or being irritated and wound by the other’s incapacities? Come on, Jennifer, show the world that a girl can have fun! Maybe you can’t eat your cake and have it too, but you surely can help yourself to another one! If you ask me, I give this match a 55% of lasting and bringing them happiness. Just a suggestion.